Let’s Make Water Sports Great Again

dafi0979-2

My poem is in response to the news — fake news or not –that Donald Trump paid Russian prostitutes to urinate on each other for his pleasure.

My WikiLeaks

My dickie leaks

My pickie leaks

Hey!

My prickie leaks

My hickey leaks

My sticky leaks

Hey!

Lickie

Mickey

Hey!

Lickie

Mickey

Wow!

Lickie

Mickey

Yay!

Urine trouble now!

My Putin leaks

My smutin leaks

Fig newton leaks

Hey!

My shootin’ leaks

My gluten leaks

My tootin’ leaks

Hey!

Golden Gate

Golden Hate

Golden Tate

Hey!

Golden mate

Golden date

Golden rate

Hey!

My bladder leaks

My ladder leaks

Mad Hatter leaks

Hey!

My vagi leaks

My veggie leaks

My wedgie leaks

Hey!

Golden Shame

Golden Blame

Golden Aim

Hey!

Golden Fame

Golden Dame

Golden Came

Hey!

Putin

Shootin’

Gluten

Rootin’

Prostitutin’

Hey!

Vagi

Veggie

Vagi

Wedgie

Vagi

Veggie

Hey!

My WikiLeaks

My lickie leaks

I don’t know who to blame.

Shame shame shame — that 

Bed will never be the same!

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